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Funny Face Ski Mask & Neck Warmer

Funny Face Ski Mask & Neck Warmer

❄️ Head-to-neck warmth

😂 Laughs on every lift ride

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$ 464.00
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90-day guarantee

Try it, and if you don't love it, we refund 100% of your money, no questions asked.

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Orders take 1–3 business days to process and arrive in 7–12 business days.

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FAQ

Is it a good gift?

It's the gag gift everyone fights over at a white elephant exchange, and it actually keeps them warm.

What's included?

One full-face balaclava in the design you choose.

How do I put it on?

Pull it over your head like a hood and adjust the eye opening. Done.

How much does it cover?

Your whole head, face and neck, with an opening for your eyes.

What else can I wear it for?

Skiing, snowboarding, winter hikes, motorcycle rides, outdoor events and group photos. Anywhere it's cold and you want a laugh.

Can I wear it with a helmet and goggles? 

Yes. It fits under a ski or snowboard helmet and works with goggles, so you stay warm without changing your gear.

 
 

Why does winter always win?

Freezing wind on your face, a numb nose, a stinging neck. Every winter outing turns into counting the minutes until you can go back inside.

 
 

 Love It or Your Money Back 

Take 90 days to wear it on the slopes, at parties and in every group photo. If it doesn't make you (and everyone around you) laugh, we'll refund every penny. No questions asked.

 
 

Scarves slip. Hoods fly off.

A gap here and there and the cold gets in anyway. And in every photo you look like everybody else: hidden under a boring gray layer.

 
 

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Stay warm. Steal the show.

With Faceplant, your whole head and neck stay covered, and your face turns into the funniest one on the mountain. Warmth that makes everyone laugh, including you.

 
 

Full head & neck coverage

Instant laughs

The gift nobody forgets

Full head & neck coverage

Instant laughs

The gift nobody forgets

Full head & neck coverage

Instant laughs

The gift nobody forgets

Full head & neck coverage

Instant laughs

The gift nobody forgets

Full head & neck coverage

Instant laughs

The gift nobody forgets

Full head & neck coverage

Instant laughs

The gift nobody forgets

Full head & neck coverage

Instant laughs

The gift nobody forgets

Full head & neck coverage

Instant laughs

The gift nobody forgets

Full head & neck coverage

Instant laughs

The gift nobody forgets

Full head & neck coverage

Instant laughs

The gift nobody forgets

Full head & neck coverage

Instant laughs

The gift nobody forgets

Full head & neck coverage

Instant laughs

The gift nobody forgets

 
 

 Why Faceplant? Compare and decide 

Not all winter face covers are the same. See how Faceplant stacks up against a regular scarf: more coverage, more warmth and way more laughs.

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FULL HEAD, FACE & NECK COVERAGE

STAYS PUT IN THE WIND

FITS UNDER HELMET & GOGGLES

  • ★★★★★

    I LOVE IT!

    I bought it mostly as a joke, but I was surprised by how comfortable it actually is. Kept my face and neck covered all day, and people on the lift could not stop laughing.

    Jake M.

  • ★★★★★

    Best purchase for our ski trip 😂

    My boyfriend thought I had wasted my money until we got to the mountain. He wore it once and immediately became the funniest person in our group. We got so many pictures.

    Emily R.

  • ★★★★★

    WAY better than I expected

    I was worried the print would look cheap in person. It doesn’t. From a few feet away it genuinely makes people do a double take. Absolutely hilarious.

     Tyler B. 

  • ★★★★★

    Funny AND actually useful

    The best part is that it’s not just funny. My neck and face weren’t getting blasted by cold wind anymore. I ended up wearing it way longer than I expected.

    Ashley K.

  • ★★★★★

    Everyone kept staring 😂

    I wore it for the first time with my friends and people in the lift line kept looking over and laughing. Mission accomplished.

    Madison T.

  • ★★★★★

    Perfect gift for my brother

    My brother is impossible to buy gifts for. He opened this and immediately started laughing. He actually took it skiing the next weekend.

    Megan S.

  • ★★★★★

    I couldn’t stop laughing

    The first time my friend turned around wearing this I completely lost it. It looks even funnier when someone is actually wearing it.

    Chris D.

  • ★★★★★

    My husband is obsessed 😂

    I bought it for my husband as a joke and now he genuinely loves wearing it. His friends all want one.

    Lauren P.

  • ★★★★★

    SO MUCH FUN

    This made our whole ski weekend more memorable. We probably took 100 pictures wearing it.

    Matt H.

  • ★★★★★

    Even better in person!

    I was worried it might look weird or cheap. It actually looks hilarious in person and the print has way more detail than I expected.

    Jessica C.

  • ★★★★★

    Where has this been all my life?

    I hate constantly pulling my scarf back over my face. This was so much easier for me, plus everyone thought it was hilarious.

    Brandon L.

  • ★★★★★

    The reactions are priceless

    My dad laughed so hard when he saw my husband wearing it. That reaction alone made the purchase worth it.

    Samantha W.

  • ★★★★★

    Fits me great!

    I was a little nervous about the fit because I have a bigger head. I was pleasantly surprised by how comfortable it felt.

    Kevin J.

  • ★★★★★

    Funniest thing I’ve bought 😂

    My boyfriend put this on without telling me and walked into the room. I genuinely screamed and then couldn’t stop laughing.

    Nicole A.

  • ★★★★★

    My new ski essential

    I bought it for the joke but ended up bringing it every day of our trip. Definitely made the mountain more fun.

    Dylan F.